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If Sherlock were written by CLAMP...
Kafers: my housemate and I have a game, where we discuss how fucked up our favorite movies/tv shows/ books would be if they were written by CLAMP
Curly: HA, oh Jesus Christ
Kafers: can you imagine though how much more sexual tension there would be in Sherlock
and how much more terrible the ending would be if it was written by CLAMP? Steven Moffat knows nothing of real pain, not like CLAMP
Curly: God I can't even imagine
Kafers: I'm trying not to
Curly: Sherlock would never be real, he'd be John's long lost love from another dimension and he'd get transported back after Reichenbach and John would have to go searching for him
or something
Kafers: OMG noooooo it would be so fucked up
Curly: it would, Lestrade would be like a flying basset hound or some shit
Kafers: AHAHAHAHHA or he'd just hide a massive sword in his coat... for reasons
Curly: Of course, and Moriarty would be Sherlock's half brother, but his soul was stolen & he only finds it again on the rooftop, but he shoots himself anyways out of SHAME
Kafers: omg noooooo or Sherlock keeps half his soul in his violin
Curly: YES and John finds him by following the music
Kafers: yesssss and he keeps waking up at night, hearing this haunting melody. that's why Sherlock cannot love him back!
Curly: But then he finds him and all seems well until Moran, who is a Shinsengumi, shows up and breaks Sherlock's violin!
Kafers: nooooooooooooo and Moran keeps his soul in a jar and offers it back to Sherlock for the price of John's heart
Curly: And John is willing, but Sherlock can't make that choice... but time is running out and John sacrifices himself to stop Moriarty from returning just when Sherlock decides John is more important.
Kafers: D: D: D: so many cries
Curly: We're masochistic geniuses
Kafers: we fucking are. I wish I could write. what an excellent fic that would be
Curly: XD dear lord, well, maybe if you draw this and we post our little diatribe here, someone will write it for us XD
Kafers: XD flawless plan
взято отюда If Sherlock were written by CLAMP...
Если бы Шерлок был написан CLAMP
А ведь я думала об этом...
Kafers: my housemate and I have a game, where we discuss how fucked up our favorite movies/tv shows/ books would be if they were written by CLAMP
Curly: HA, oh Jesus Christ
Kafers: can you imagine though how much more sexual tension there would be in Sherlock
and how much more terrible the ending would be if it was written by CLAMP? Steven Moffat knows nothing of real pain, not like CLAMP
Curly: God I can't even imagine
Kafers: I'm trying not to
Curly: Sherlock would never be real, he'd be John's long lost love from another dimension and he'd get transported back after Reichenbach and John would have to go searching for him
or something
Kafers: OMG noooooo it would be so fucked up
Curly: it would, Lestrade would be like a flying basset hound or some shit
Kafers: AHAHAHAHHA or he'd just hide a massive sword in his coat... for reasons
Curly: Of course, and Moriarty would be Sherlock's half brother, but his soul was stolen & he only finds it again on the rooftop, but he shoots himself anyways out of SHAME
Kafers: omg noooooo or Sherlock keeps half his soul in his violin
Curly: YES and John finds him by following the music
Kafers: yesssss and he keeps waking up at night, hearing this haunting melody. that's why Sherlock cannot love him back!
Curly: But then he finds him and all seems well until Moran, who is a Shinsengumi, shows up and breaks Sherlock's violin!
Kafers: nooooooooooooo and Moran keeps his soul in a jar and offers it back to Sherlock for the price of John's heart
Curly: And John is willing, but Sherlock can't make that choice... but time is running out and John sacrifices himself to stop Moriarty from returning just when Sherlock decides John is more important.
Kafers: D: D: D: so many cries
Curly: We're masochistic geniuses
Kafers: we fucking are. I wish I could write. what an excellent fic that would be
Curly: XD dear lord, well, maybe if you draw this and we post our little diatribe here, someone will write it for us XD
Kafers: XD flawless plan
взято отюда If Sherlock were written by CLAMP...
Если бы Шерлок был написан CLAMP
А ведь я думала об этом...